England – An Embarrassment
Last night the England football team crashed out of the Euro 2016 Championships in embarrassing style, losing 2-1 to Iceland.
Yep, Iceland. That footballing behemoth!
It’s been an absolute shit show from the England team this year. The only reason they beat Wales in their one and only victory is because Wales just sat back and let England come at them instead of playing the decent football they actually can play.
After the game, Roy Hodgson resigned from a job which actually ended when England went out of EURO 2016. So he resigned from a job he’d already lost. Clever!
On the plus side, I won £40 betting on Iceland to win. So, you know, swings and roundabouts!